Sunday, June 11, 2006

i was harrassed by the feds last night in my dream

the dream starts out that me and my brother are outside of my house talking and we see this plane flying really close and it would dissapear and reappear...i remember thinking "OH SHIT THEY DO HAVE VISIBILITY TECNOLOGY!!!" and we kept watching it...it was flying all around. then there was a helicopter and that one kept shining a light everywhere until finally it spotted us. so before going in i saw one more wierd thing...the helicopter turned into like a drill but a big one...like if it could transform...i remember the lights of the front were at the top and then to land it dives straight down to earth. super wierd but it was fun to lookk at. so we run inside but i notice all this food that my brother had left out of the fridge and that could get bad. so i start bitching at him about why had he left the food out and packing it back up. i pack half of it when we see someone at my back door. they are french doors so you can see inside perfectly and we were basically fucked. he opens the door and i start screaming at him "excuse me who the fuck are you? get out! get the fuck out nooooow!" and he holds his badge and tells me he's from the fbi and he needs to subpeona my telephone records. at that point my kitchen was full of agents. so suppossedly i had a list of when i would say certain words. so he made me sit there and write down everytime i said a word that was considered terrorist by the government. i remember thinking i was gonna fuck them over by doing the list wrong and taking my sweet ass time. so i hand them back the list and i had done it wrong and they made me start again.
i remember arguing that this was the stupidest law i had ever heard of and if i was a security breach because of saying words like gun then i was going to become a real security breach when i kicked their ass. hahah i think i just thought that one...
i remember that there was a whole song that was by some pop singer that was about sex and it was considered a security breach and they used that as an example and i thought fuck this is just like 1984. but worse. then i woke up.

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